friend: did you know it takes 43 muscles to frown & only 17 to smile
me: did you know it takes 0 muscles to not give a fuck
Actual Now Text Messages
Stranger: Hello beautiful
Me: Oh snap
Stranger: Aha I bet you don't know how I got your number :P
Me: How'd you get it, sweety?
Stranger: A friend of a friend ;)
Stranger: btw you looked real good today in them jeans
Me: But who are you?
Stranger: Lol I'm too shy cx hi though
Me: But who am I?
Stranger: This Britney, right?
Me: Of course not. I'm a dude, sugar.
Stranger: That bitch gave me the wrong number.
Me: Acquire testicular fortitude and pursue the booty in person.
Just finished The Hunger Games
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I have wanted to kill myself a hundred times, but somehow I am still in love...– Voltaire (via cheeriosandsunflowers)